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06-17-2005, 07:11 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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IT GUYS NIGHTMARE
Stuffing a cobol database into an MSA database  and NOT having a developer title/ pay grade   |
Domination takes full concentration..
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06-17-2005, 09:03 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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thats a
beyond the call of duty bargaining chip/ resume plus.... later on though.
but i feel bad for ya throwing timber... good luck !
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06-17-2005, 09:04 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
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You have to overdeliver...Jack Welch has no pitty 
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06-17-2005, 11:06 AM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Hate to one up you, but my IT nightmare was monday - a meeting with two indian consultants who are coming in to assist us with support and asking every question imaginable pertaining to my job. I don't like the writing on the wall. Now I can't get this song out of my head:
1 little 2 little 3 little indians, 4 little 5 little six little indians, 7 little 8 little 9 little indians, coming to take my job.
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06-17-2005, 11:09 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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My IT Nightmare has a name......and I have to spend 2 hours with her after lunch explaining the obvious to her......again
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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06-17-2005, 11:24 AM
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Which Way Did They Go
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Blackstone, MA
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Oh yeah....10 years ago I had to explain to a woman I worked with why the 5.25" floppy disk didn't work in her new 3.5" floppy drive -- EVEN THOUGH SHE FOLDED THE 5.25" DISK SO NICELY TO FIT IT IN THE SMALLER SLOT.....she was a very nice lady, though.
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06-17-2005, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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one time
i was talkin to this Indian guy....and sure there are many geniuses among their culture....and then some have just got off the boat.... too
anyways he says to me.... "i want you to tell me everything you know about I. T ."........ [very seriously].... and i kept waiting and waiting for the punch line
but there wasn't one.......  |
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06-17-2005, 03:26 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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This thing is going to order pizza when Im done   |
Domination takes full concentration..
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06-17-2005, 06:13 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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Originally Posted by ThrowingTimber
This thing is going to order pizza when Im done |
how 'bout wings and strippers? |
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06-17-2005, 06:43 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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strippers are like jello |
Domination takes full concentration..
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06-18-2005, 08:23 AM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
Posts: 5,871
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Originally Posted by ThrowingTimber
Stuffing a cobol database into an MSA database
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I'm laughing on the inside, in that sad little "wow, i'd kill myself if i had to do that" kind of laugh.
I feel for you.
Kittens will probably die in the process of this. |
Ski Quicks Hole
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06-18-2005, 08:24 AM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
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Originally Posted by Raven
beyond the call of duty bargaining chip/ resume plus.... later on though.
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And by "resume plus" he means "most retarded thing he's agreed to do".  |
Ski Quicks Hole
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06-20-2005, 12:50 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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count is up to 17 kittens so far |
Domination takes full concentration..
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06-20-2005, 01:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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you IT guys are always complaining . Im in the T.I.T department .
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06-20-2005, 04:55 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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Chris you guys hiring just trying to put some feelers out  |
Domination takes full concentration..
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06-20-2005, 07:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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Feelers, heh, hehheh..... |
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06-21-2005, 11:35 AM
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Plug Paladin
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jackson, N.J.
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Originally Posted by fishsmith
Hate to one up you, but my IT nightmare was monday - a meeting with two indian consultants who are coming in to assist us with support and asking every question imaginable pertaining to my job. I don't like the writing on the wall. Now I can't get this song out of my head:
1 little 2 little 3 little indians, 4 little 5 little six little indians, 7 little 8 little 9 little indians, coming to take my job.
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This happened to us and now thousands of IT jobs are going overseas. |
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06-21-2005, 12:04 PM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
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helloooo 5 years ago.
haven't they learned the code that comes out of india is 99% crap?
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06-21-2005, 05:28 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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 I found out who volunteered me  |
Domination takes full concentration..
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06-29-2005, 08:47 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: SC
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Originally Posted by likwid
helloooo 5 years ago.
haven't they learned the code that comes out of india is 99% crap?
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Yeah, but its cheaper to buy isn't it???  |
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06-29-2005, 08:48 AM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
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Originally Posted by kevin d
Yeah, but its cheaper to buy isn't it??? |
until they contract someone like me to fix it.
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