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01-27-2006, 08:23 PM
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COLONOSCOPY
Tuesday 1/31/ 2006 would any one like a copy of the video?
I just love being in my 50's ,it's all good.
Link SR
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" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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01-27-2006, 08:25 PM
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female doctor ?
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LETS GO BRANDON
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01-27-2006, 08:27 PM
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as long as there werent any lumps all is good . I have a hard enough time dealing with a finger in an exit only area . or corn , spinach and oreos
not that there isnt anything wrong with those that enjoy it .
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01-27-2006, 08:28 PM
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Have some humus before you have a colonoscopy.
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01-27-2006, 08:31 PM
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stool softner . here ya go doc
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01-27-2006, 08:39 PM
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if there any 100$ up there I'll give them 2 bass wipe& chris L 
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" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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01-27-2006, 08:45 PM
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ya know , I think its the worst thing about being a guy . I mean woman tempted us with the apple and they pay monthly , but man couldnt we have like ingrown toenails instead of egress
invasion
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01-27-2006, 08:47 PM
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Oh yea, the finger, I turned to the doctor and asked , does this include drinks and dinner while his hands were on my shoulders
LINK SR 
" was that a finger?"
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" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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01-27-2006, 08:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chris L
ya know , I think its the worst thing about being a guy . I mean woman tempted us with the apple and they pay monthly , but man couldnt we have like ingrown toenails instead of egress
invasion
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Hmm......................
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01-27-2006, 09:09 PM
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try getting the camera in the front ...with no meds....YOWWWZZZAH 
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01-27-2006, 09:22 PM
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I thank my Dad (successful prostate cancer removal) every time I have a dr appt. Usually don't have the pleasure of the finger exam until you are 40 but because my family has a history, I get them now (started when I was 33)!!
As Chevy Chase states in Fletch, I say loudy; "Mooon Riivveerrr"........
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--Mike Malone
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01-27-2006, 09:26 PM
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no way its more like you mother ^%%^(%(
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01-27-2006, 10:21 PM
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HMMMM - Nothing like paying a co -pay for someone to violate you....I had one done in my mid twenty's,,,Oh that was fun...luckly nothing bad ....then 2 winter ago a doctor decided Mr. Hemroid and his friends needed to go thier speperate ways.....some bad memories came flooding back and almost crashed my truck a few time driving home from the procedure they failed to tell me I might not feel to good after it is done..... Like I said nothing like getting violated and paying for it....Sucks getting older but at least we are getting older above ground.....
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01-28-2006, 07:04 AM
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Still A Plugger
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if there any 100$ up there I'll give them 2 bass wipe& chris
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funny, i told em they could keep whatever they found.
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Dennis
Retired
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01-28-2006, 12:52 PM
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Retired Surfer
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colon
After you get the little shot you never even know its over until they tell you.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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01-28-2006, 05:57 PM
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Get a copy of the video so the next time your wife says your head is up your *ss you can prove it's not. Actually in my 1 experience with it the purging and cleaning before hand was worse then the actual procedure. They give you a little happy juice and your actually concious thru the whole thing.
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01-28-2006, 06:55 PM
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Up scope! poop.poop.poop. Oh, the indignities of the ageing! At least with the 'scope, he won't be asking for his rings back.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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01-28-2006, 09:41 PM
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Retired Surfer
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Scoped out
I hope all is well Link....... 
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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01-30-2006, 02:49 PM
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UPDATE
Monday afternoon  way to much jello & juice & chicken broth
thank god vodka & tonic's are CLEAR liquid
LINK SR 
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" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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01-30-2006, 02:54 PM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missing link
Tuesday 1/31/ 2006 would any one like a copy of the video?
I just love being in my 50's ,it's all good.
Link SR
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50's? I had one at 30, ya good time...and contious sedation? oxymoron much??? afterwards the nurse just kept smiling at me and asking, "do you remember what you were saying?"  no clue, but I can just imagine...
Hope all is "going" ok for ya buddy...
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Used hard and put away dirty....
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01-30-2006, 03:12 PM
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Hardcore Equipment Tester
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afterwards the nurse just kept smiling at me and asking, "do you remember what you were saying?"
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I know what I would have been saying.....
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Bent Rods and Screaming Reels!
Spot NAZI
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01-30-2006, 04:05 PM
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A Real Bass-Turd
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moses
As Chevy Chase states in Fletch, I say loudy; "Mooon Riivveerrr"........
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"Usin' the whole hand doc?" 
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One from the lip ripper
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01-30-2006, 04:25 PM
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The procedure is easy , its the day and night before getting "cleaned out" that is murder!! 
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Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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01-30-2006, 04:27 PM
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Boston Anglah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltheart
The procedure is easy , its the day and night before getting "cleaned out" that is murder!! 
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 you ain't kidding, that is some crazy chit 
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Used hard and put away dirty....
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01-30-2006, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by reelecstasy
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I had two of them and the worst part is drinking that stuff !
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01-30-2006, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by denport
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"Well, I didn't find anything" - Doc
"I'm sure it wasn't from a lack of trying" - Fletch 
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--Mike Malone
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01-30-2006, 06:29 PM
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It's about respect baby!
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You gonna sound like an evinrude when they pull that bad boy out!!! 
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Domination takes full concentration..
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01-31-2006, 02:02 PM
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UPDATE
Things went fine, the drugs  can't remember a thing
thank you Link sr
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01-31-2006, 02:04 PM
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thats good news .
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01-31-2006, 02:42 PM
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WTF
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