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Old 05-08-2008, 01:34 PM   #1
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Seal Joke Thread!

What do you call six seals shot to death?



I would call it a good start!!

Please feel free to add your own....."DEAD SEAL" jokes!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:16 PM   #2
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Musta been using a revolver, shoulda got NINE!!!!

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Old 05-08-2008, 04:05 PM   #3
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Old 05-08-2008, 05:23 PM   #4
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Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What will it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".
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Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What will it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".
PRICELESS!!!!!

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Old 05-09-2008, 11:18 AM   #6
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Why do seals swim in salt water?

A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Old 05-09-2008, 11:19 AM   #7
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What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?


A: "Dam!"

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Old 05-09-2008, 11:28 AM   #8
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http://www.cracked.com/video_14323_p...baby-seal.html

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Old 05-09-2008, 11:30 AM   #9
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Q: What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal!

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Old 05-09-2008, 05:19 PM   #10
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A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and
tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back
wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!"

60 % of the time, it works every time.
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:48 PM   #11
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I just made one up.What's the difference between a gasket and a seal?A gasket doesn't bleed when you shoot it.Yes,I've been drinking.
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