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06-09-2003, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
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MonkeyPox
I heard on the radio news today that someone recently contracted MonkeyPox, which is much like smallpox and fatal...
God forgive me here:
Please promise me that if I get MonkeyPox and die, that there will be a special thread dedicated solely to jokes about it. This one would be too good to pass up..... She was APE over fishing.... Jigs made her BANANAS,.....
If you don't, I will haunt the site. I swear. And I will tie boots to the ends of your lines. Seriously. MonkeyPox has so many possibilities, you'd be foolish not to laugh.
(not at other victims, of course, but at the name "MonkeyPox." I am laughing right now...)
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06-09-2003, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
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Ok, well I thought the word monkey was funny, but I guess no one else did.
Sorry, never mind.
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06-09-2003, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Mass
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I thought is was hilarious  |
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06-09-2003, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Newtown, CT
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Sweetie,
I've been hearing on the news that it isn't fatal, so you won't have to haunt the site.  |
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06-09-2003, 04:24 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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06-09-2003, 04:34 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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Quote:
Originally posted by MakoMike
Sweetie,
I've been hearing on the news that it isn't fatal, so you won't have to haunt the site.
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whew, thank god that it isnt fatal. so i dont have to perform a feng shui on this site  |
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06-09-2003, 05:39 PM
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Scarecrow
Join Date: May 2003
Location: bedford ma
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O.K. I/ll bite. What is feng shui? see you on the beach....longshot  |
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06-09-2003, 06:27 PM
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got SeaCraft?
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 76
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Sweatieface It's not fatal I got it a couple of years ago when I was running a plane load of illegal TV's to Mexico. A little cranberry juice will fix it right up  |
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06-09-2003, 08:03 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
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heehee...anything has has to do with monkies cracks me up....I see monkies on TV and laugh....so does my husband...dont know why...just the sight of them is hilarious....and yes I am being serious! I think its just their mannerisms or something....heehee...now I am laughing THINKIN about monkies.
I also have a friend with a very peculiar phrase she uses often...with the use of the word monkey.....   but we wont go there... |
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06-09-2003, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by longshot
O.K. I/ll bite. What is feng shui? see you on the beach....longshot
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here is it...
Main Entry: feng shui
Pronunciation: 'f&[ng]-'shwE, -'shwA
Function: noun
Etymology: Chinese (Beijing) fEngshui geomantic omen, literally, wind-water
Date: 1797
: a Chinese geomantic practice in which a structure or site is chosen or configured so as to harmonize with the spiritual forces that inhabit it; also : auspicious orientation, placement, or arrangement as determined by feng shui |
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06-10-2003, 08:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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actually sweetieface
i did think that was very funny.... but it made me think
if you had monkey pox and gave it to a striped bass
would it get striped monkey pox? LOL |
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06-11-2003, 07:30 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
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or Monkey Bass Pox.
And then if Notaro caught that fish, would it then have Striped Monkey Feng Shui Bass-Pox?
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06-11-2003, 08:36 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
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I just heard on the news it's rarely fatal and generaly contracted from prairie dogs in the mid-West. How that relates to the name Monkey Pox is anyone's guess. Kid in NJ's got it, but he just came back from Indiana where they think he got it.
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06-11-2003, 08:39 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
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Guess I'll be staying out of those Monkey-Prairie Dog bars from now on....
(and thats ok, Bigfish, I'll just haunt you now...)   |
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06-11-2003, 02:18 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
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Okay, I'm going to ask my dad for the procedure on feng shui on this thread...
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06-11-2003, 02:37 PM
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Kayak Fish with us.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Stonington, CT
Posts: 586
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Stay away from used computers, they may come with the...
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King Cove Kayak Center
926 Stonington Rd (US Route 1)
Stonington, CT 06378
Phone (860) 599-4730
is hosting the third annual Kayak Fishing Rodeo
Nils
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06-11-2003, 02:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Vero Beach Florida
Posts: 1,597
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You've all got it wrong!!!
Monkey pox came from the most dangerous of all species...
The Tiger Striped Shark Mouse!!!
The monkey was merely it's 1st victim!
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06-11-2003, 02:58 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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06-11-2003, 03:03 PM
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None
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Newton, MA
Posts: 4,464
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hahahaha, i should have said tao excorism, man!
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06-11-2003, 03:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Shore, MA
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Yes, thank you Notaro. I will use the proper procedure in my haunting!
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