May he catch 2-5 in a Federal penitentiary for interstate mail fraud and spend his time playing husband-and-wife with a 300# inmate named Bubba...
Hey, I dunno - call me old school, I guess...
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.