Turkey Skin
That's right, turkey skin. Turkey skin has become a huge issue in our family in the past few years around Thanksgiving time. Last year, many got mad at my dad for ambushing the turkey before the dinner bell rang and stealing half the skin, stuffing his face with it in the corner of the house. This year, we had Thanksgiving early -- Saturday. Over twenty people descended upon a fair-sized bird when we got the nod that soup was on. Dad happened to be one of the last in line. No skin for Dad. Now he's been going on for days with his conspiracy theory that the skin was hidden or hoarded so that he wouldn't have any. Well, he deserved it, but nobody else thinks that turkey skin is important enough to plot over. The man just cannot get over it and now dislikes everyone in the family even more than before. Does anyone else have family problems based on turkey skin, or are we the only freaks? Ridiculous...
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