Honestly, every time I ever wore korkers it either resulted in a trip/fall or a near drowning. %$%$%$%$ those things..
Wearing korkers reminds me of the three stooges episode when Curly puts the guitars on his feet and says "Look, snowshoes."
Same thing when my 4 year old tries to walk around the house in my sneakers..it just gets ugly.."Daddy, my feet are too long," he says as a lump forms on his head
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