how many rods do you carry with you?

[MAKAI]

I just spool up a beer can with 60# pound blue mono, use a spark plug for a sinker, scrap some dried squid of the jetty,make sure my filthy wife beater tank top is too tight, my hair net is in place and the neck tats are looking slick. I bolo that spark plug around my head a few times and let fly, sit back and hang with the "new americans". Where's my free stuff it's been over a month now, c'mon.