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Blonde Joke
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> Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He
>sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
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> The 10:00 news was now on.
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> The news cr ew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall
>building preparing to jump.
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> The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
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> Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
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> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
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> Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
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> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
>dive off of the building, falling to his death. The bl onde was very upset
>and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money."
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> Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the 5
>o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."
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> The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it
>again!"
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> Bob took the money.
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