u know your a redneck when

[Iwannakeeper]

....you've ever been too drunk to fish.....

I think I can name a few people for that one


and I got some help on some of these other ones.


.....you've ever brought a fishing pole to seaworld
.....you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "Gentlemen Start your Engines...."
.....your family tree doesn't branch
.....your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.......
.....the jack-o-latern has more teeth than your wife.....
......you've ever climbed a water town to defend your sisters honor....
......you met your wife by reading.....for a good time.....
.......you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.....
.....you own a homemade fur coat
.....your wife has ever said, come move this transmission, I need to take a bath
.....you wonder how service stations get their bathrooms so clean
....you've ever been to a custody hearing over a hunting dog
.....you've ever been banned by a zoo for disturbing the monkeys
....your childs first words are "Attention K-Mart Shoppers!!!"
.....your mother has ever been arrested at a high school sporting event
.... your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
....your favorite work of art is painted on Velvet