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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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07-20-2007, 12:00 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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Originally Posted by Flaptail
Do what I did once, I went next door and "introduced" myself as the guy who if he found anything missing would come back to vist again with the very baseball bat (aluminum) I had in my hand and just beat him to a pulp, no questions asked.
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Um, Karl, I wouldn't do that. That kind of stuff will get you in legal hot water right off the bat.
Do you have a dog?
If you haven't already, march on over to your local p.d. and get your FID card. Pick up a Remington 870 12 g (<$300) and a box of shells.
Get a container of pepper spray too.
Got a flashlight? Make sure you have spare batteries and bulbs.
Got an alarm system?
Pre-program your CELL PHONE with the local p.d. number (not just 911).
Hopefully they'll come to pick up that dude and charge him with theft, but in the meantime, keep your fingers crossed. |
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07-20-2007, 12:19 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
Posts: 8,160
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Originally Posted by Bassturbed
Got a flashlight? Make sure you have spare batteries and bulbs.
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For what I'd use a Maglite for, dead batteries would work just as well as fresh ones. Bulbs are optional  |
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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07-20-2007, 01:58 PM
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Captain Pete
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: CT
Posts: 936
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A bad neighbor has got to be a nightmare.
I think we should have a party at your house to show that you've got some buds.  |
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07-20-2007, 03:53 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Haven County, CT
Posts: 3,884
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Ooh, I like that idea.
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07-20-2007, 04:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 43
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Cleaning a firearm and staring right back at him while he stares over the fence should make your feelings quite clear.
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07-20-2007, 05:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
Posts: 2,260
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A wiseguy will solve all your problems i know a couple.
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07-20-2007, 05:43 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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my neighbors do crack ..he's out in the yard puking all the time ...big fights ,, cars visiting for 5 minutes all day/night . lost his license .. broke one leg ,,then the other.. just standing on it and turning it broke .. She's a crack whore ,,loud ,, screaming beotch ..hodge podge of people living there. House is a dump .. cops .. ambulance,,fire dept. everyones been going there for years.. I don't get it .. how they get away with it . I try and slip something extra out to the trash and I'm busted .
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Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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07-20-2007, 09:01 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Karl wait till your neighbor gets a load of me swingin' my 4 ounce Hopkins like freakin' nun-chucks!!!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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07-25-2007, 01:11 PM
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Wishin' for fishin'
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Brockton
Posts: 1,651
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tagger
my neighbors do crack ..he's out in the yard puking all the time ...big fights ,, cars visiting for 5 minutes all day/night . lost his license .. broke one leg ,,then the other.. just standing on it and turning it broke .. She's a crack whore ,,loud ,, screaming beotch ..hodge podge of people living there. House is a dump .. cops .. ambulance,,fire dept. everyones been going there for years.. I don't get it .. how they get away with it . I try and slip something extra out to the trash and I'm busted .
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07-20-2007, 03:59 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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man that sucks karl, be sure to let him know that you are crazier than him and that you're ready, willing , and able to reak havoc on his sorry low-life arse.
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07-21-2007, 09:49 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike P
For what I'd use a Maglite for, dead batteries would work just as well as fresh ones. Bulbs are optional |
I can state for a fact that a maglight with a medium smack to the side of the head will cause the recipient to get about forty stitches shortly thereafter receiving the blow. I must further state that I was not the giver, just a witness.  The giver ended up in civil rights litigation. The getter got righ.
Last edited by Swimmer; 07-28-2007 at 01:21 PM..
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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07-26-2007, 06:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
Posts: 4,152
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike P
For what I'd use a Maglite for, dead batteries would work just as well as fresh ones. Bulbs are optional |
Gives a better meaning to the phrase "Lights out!"
Like most vermin, if you give them an inch, they will take your whole yard.
Sometimes a visual can do wonders as a deterrent. Show him just how crazy you are and he will definitely think twice about bringing your wrath down on his sorry arse.    |
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07-20-2007, 05:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
Posts: 5,451
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassturbed
Um, Karl, I wouldn't do that. That kind of stuff will get you in legal hot water right off the bat.
Do you have a dog?
If you haven't already, march on over to your local p.d. and get your FID card. Pick up a Remington 870 12 g (<$300) and a box of shells.
Get a container of pepper spray too.
Got a flashlight? Make sure you have spare batteries and bulbs.
Got an alarm system?
Pre-program your CELL PHONE with the local p.d. number (not just 911).
Hopefully they'll come to pick up that dude and charge him with theft, but in the meantime, keep your fingers crossed.
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I can be sweet but you have to go to the same level for respect from dirt bags. They only respect fear and yes a slightly aggressive dog does help plus I would suggest the Remington 1100 with a deer slayer barrel and Breneke slugs. |
Why even try......... 
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07-20-2007, 05:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
Posts: 5,451
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaptail
I can be sweet but you have to go to the same level for respect from dirt bags. They only respect fear and yes a slightly aggressive dog does help plus I would suggest the Remington 1100 with a deer slayer barrel and Breneke slugs.
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oh yeah being 6'-7" helps as well |
Why even try.........
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07-20-2007, 07:14 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Steve....lets go have a cookout at Karls? Get Big Ed to come along!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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07-20-2007, 07:26 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Ya, and include Slingah.  |
" Choose Life "
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07-20-2007, 08:39 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Bassturbed, your advice is soundest. Be prepared, jerks like that only get more aggressive. That's why a cookout at Karl's to show off his new shotgun and 5-cell maglight is a good idea too.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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07-20-2007, 09:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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2 wurds
fish
emulsion
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07-21-2007, 03:52 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
Posts: 4,547
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Wife wants to invite Uncle Vito and cousin Frankie from the Bronx, and the other Uncles from Federal Hill for a nice vacation.. and she says my brother in Fla and his friends are welcome to come too... he is a 30 year member in one of the most infamous motorcycle club in the country  ... I think this whole thing is gonna be a riot[/QUOTE]
That ought to do it. Once the Harleys and 3 "piece patches" show up he ought to get the message.  |
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07-25-2007, 03:47 PM
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Calling Jon The Fisherman
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Sack Of Mass
Posts: 2,357
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Originally Posted by Karl F
Wife wants to invite Uncle Vito and cousin Frankie from the Bronx, and the other Uncles from Federal Hill for a nice vacation.. and she says my brother in Fla and his friends are welcome to come too... he is a 30 year member in one of the most infamous motorcycle club in the country ... I think this whole thing is gonna be a riot |
Can I come watch??  |
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07-23-2007, 06:56 AM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaptail
oh yeah being 6'-7" helps as well
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oh don't get me wrong Steve - I have no problem with you taking full advantage of your $hit-in-the-pants height (you and Larry are freakin Sasquatches lol) within the bounds of the law - trouble is, if you overtly intimidate your annoying shrimp of a neighbor it could be used against you in a court of law (concept of disparity of force) if you ever get into a scuffle.
better to speak softly (but firmly) and carry a big ... cell phone with p.d. phone # speed dialed in.
Last edited by fishpoopoo; 07-23-2007 at 07:04 AM..
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07-23-2007, 07:04 AM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,911
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karl,
not too long ago JohnR and I were discussing setup of a web-cam for home security.
give him a pm ... he's got some interesting and cheap setup ideas.
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