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Originally Posted by Flaptail
Do what I did once, I went next door and "introduced" myself as the guy who if he found anything missing would come back to vist again with the very baseball bat (aluminum) I had in my hand and just beat him to a pulp, no questions asked.
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Um, Karl, I wouldn't do that. That kind of stuff will get you in legal hot water right off the bat.
Do you have a dog?
If you haven't already, march on over to your local p.d. and get your FID card. Pick up a Remington 870 12 g (<$300) and a box of shells.
Get a container of pepper spray too.
Got a flashlight? Make sure you have spare batteries and bulbs.
Got an alarm system?
Pre-program your CELL PHONE with the local p.d. number (not just 911).
Hopefully they'll come to pick up that dude and charge him with theft, but in the meantime, keep your fingers crossed.
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