Dale Carnegie

[The Dad Fisherman]

I don't want them to tremble.....I just want them to think.

[pmueller]

Just make sure there not trying to tell you something in a nice way.

[striperman36]

You mean that snot a coffee cup holder on the side of my laptop?

Or the I can't see the screen, it's still dark. Did you open the laptop? Uh, no.
Or I can't get to the internet. I can boot my machine but the battery is almost empty. We have a power failure, I'm calling you on my cellphone

That kinda stuff?