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Originally Posted by Nebe
I hear they have the seals on welfare now. Food stamps and everything. Now all they do is hang out on the bar and don't work. Plus, they figured out that the more babies they have, the more money they receive. They now have giant flat screen tvs up in the dunes and some are dealing crack over at cotuit. Gdamned seals...
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I head that over 95% of striped bass were against the unopposed entry for the seals to Chatham and produced legislation to curtail the porous sandbar homesteading, but an activist bluefish judge struckdown that legislation. Now, more seals have been emboldened to come, sanitary conditions have declined due to the increased pressure on local facilities (seal shat), and word is that more lawyer Great Whites have arrived to both snack on their newfound clients and to discourage the local human population to interfere.
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