Sea Pirates?? Here's the real deal.

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Lets give some further details.
I am adrift in my 28 foot center console valued at $6500 on an east running tide flat calm 5 mile per hour winds under partly cloudy skies and just went under the Bourne bridge when my call comes in at 4:32pm. There is just myself and 4 ugly stick rods with Zebco reels on board. My electronics are limited to a handheld vhf and hand held compass. I am wearing cut off jeans and a wife beater t-shirt my hair color is grey and I have 5 o'clock shadow for facial hair, shoes are flip flops, my cooler has four bud light beers in it. I am drifting right down the left side center of the canal. You are based at the Sandwich basin and by the time you reach my boat I am 500 yards west of the entrance to the Sandwhich basin. Approximately how much would the tow cost even though you haven't seen I drive an 81 Oldsmobile with 132,000 miles on it and A/C doesn't work.

Second scenerio: I am adrift in my 28 foot center console valued at $50,000 on an east running tide flat calm 5 mile per hour winds under partly cloudy skies and just went under the Bourne bridge when my call comes in at 4:32pm.There is just myself onboard and I have 4 custom rods all sporting Van Staal 300's loaded with 300yards of Jerry Brown braided line. I am wearing a Lacoste rugby style shirt and have two gold rings and a 18" 18 karat gold kneckless on and am wearing Speery topsiders. I have no hair on my head or face but I am wearing a Bigfish baseball style cap. I have a cooler which contains goose liver pate and a half bottle of Petron tequila. I have approximately $8500 in electronics on board. I am drifting right down the left side center of the canal. You are based at the Sandwich basin and by the time you reach my boat I am 500 yards west of the entrance to the Sandwhich basin. Aproximately how much would the tow cost, after telling you I have a 2011 Cadillac CTS with just over 12,000 miles on it.

Two different people similar vessels, same conditions, is that specific enough to get an estimated cost?
Lost the anchor on both vessels so they are both salvages