The Longest Thread in History - Page 26 - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

OX · 02-18-2002, 10:33 PM

I bow to the Mistress of page topping....but, in her absence......

151 and Coke.....hmmmmmm.....was visiting the Bacardi factory in SanJuan PR in 1968, compliments of the UnitedStates Naval Submarine Service. We must have sampled to much product, because, on the way back across the bay, we tried to submerge the Ferry. We were invited to never come back again.

OX · 02-18-2002, 10:37 PM

Needs 3 to roll over.

OX · 02-18-2002, 10:37 PM

One more page top.....152.

OX · 02-18-2002, 10:38 PM

Maybe........152!

OX · 02-18-2002, 10:40 PM

Off to watch the Curling........carry on you mad posters.

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:03 AM

This

will

be

cheating,

but

only

have

a

few

minutes.

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:04 AM

OOPS!

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:05 AM

OOPS AGAIN!

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:07 AM

OOPS

the

third

edition!

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:08 AM

This thing is killin' me!

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:10 AM

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:10 AM

Will this one ever roll?

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:11 AM

Guess not........damn 30 sec rule!

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:12 AM

Allright, now what's up?

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:13 AM

Arrrrrrrgh!

OX · 02-19-2002, 10:14 AM

OX · 02-19-2002, 11:38 AM

Now you've given the secret away. But, if you look back, some of the pages with images, rolled at 13. Thought I try it on that one, didn't work. And if you have enough time to dime me out, you got time to post the Slip pictures.

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 08:12 PM

You should have SEX on days that begin with T:

Thanksgiving,

Tuesday,

Thursday,

Today,

Tomorrow,

Thaturday?

Thunday?

Every Th#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g day!

Sex is:

like Nokia (connecting people)

like Nike (Just do it)

like Pepsi (ask for more)

like Coca Cola (Enjoy)

like me (too good to be true)

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 08:15 PM

FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES

How many men does it take to open a beer? None.
It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman
who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary
things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
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Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and
rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." She looked at him and said,
"God, I wish I had your willpower."
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: Wife Wanted." The next day
he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 08:21 PM

John was a clerk in a small drugstore, but he was not much of a salesman. He
could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about
enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.

Just then a man came in coughing and asked John for their best cough syrup.
Try as he might, John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's
warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once.
The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a
lamp post.

Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.

"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I
substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once," John explained.

"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.

"Sure it will," John said, pointing to the man leaning on the lamp post.
"Look at him. He's afraid to cough!"

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 09:39 PM

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she again asks if he would like something "How about a bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins, or maybe a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "Nope, it's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 10:53 PM

how about the most posts in the shortest amount of time

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 10:54 PM

bro crab you still here???

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 10:58 PM

i hear ya on the jokes, had some really good chuckles tonight. still have a few more. just don't want to get spanked

think i'm gonna wait till i see where the line is drawn.

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 11:05 PM

the whole season was FAN tastic, the last 4-5 games were incredible. the emotion that this team brought out in me was insane. my wife and i screamed, cried, and i think i almost hurled once during the raiders game. i'd have to say the closest thing i can relate it too would be my first daughters birth, or the first deer i shot.

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 11:15 PM

welllll, 4 am comes early, and i am so backed up at work. been fighting off a stupid stomach virus my kids brought home from school. could have only imagined what it would have been like if i had gotten inside that money tube. gotta be a system for grabbin the dough. pee on it so they don't want it back....

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 11:17 PM

i'll be high from the pats for quite a while. heard the season opener is gonna be a monday night game against the steelers

redcrbbr · 02-06-2002, 11:24 PM

yeah i got it.... you miss tattoo. don't be ashamed we all share in your pain here

have a good night bloo

redcrbbr · 02-07-2002, 08:17 PM

heck tough enough playing catch up with this thread. anyone out there ever break an ugly stik, and if so where did you go to have it replaced. took mine back to walmart with the reciept, but they said it had been to long since i had purchased it. (last summer) guess i'm gonna shoot a email off to shakespear and see what they have to say???

redcrbbr · 02-07-2002, 08:27 PM

my new one was fine till i tried to knock over the stone wall with it and lost. guess it might just end up being a 10'5" surf pole.
did you hear the latest ...they signed charlie wiess to another 2 years as offensive co-ordinator for the pats. really thought he was gonna go to the bucs.