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02-17-2002, 07:13 PM
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I hear you - try being a girl in the 70's and wearing your older sisters clothes that were in during the 60's. Not only that, but our Mom made the clothes.
I remember one of my 'favorite' outfits were purple and while bellbottom pants with a red,white and blue shirt.
Whhooooo - I was STYLIN'
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02-17-2002, 07:21 PM
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Okay, from one member of a big family to another:
Big Family
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, ''Ma'am,'' he said, ''do all these children and this luggage belong to you?''
''Yes, sir,'' my mother said with a sigh, ''they're all mine.''
The customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?''
''Sir,'' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now.''
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02-17-2002, 07:27 PM
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Anybody else out there besides GB?
It's Sunday night and tomorrow's a holiday.
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02-17-2002, 07:31 PM
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Not that I work outside the home, but it's nice having the other half around for an extra day!
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02-17-2002, 07:32 PM
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Half posting, half watching a Start Trek TNG marathon on TNN -
it's a good episode
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02-17-2002, 07:34 PM
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It's a two parter - involving 'Q' and Picard traveling back and forth in time
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02-17-2002, 07:35 PM
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Thanks GB - I dedicate the effort of moving ahead to you!!!
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02-17-2002, 07:36 PM
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who knew, made it to 114 already - time flies when you are babbling about almost nothing......
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02-17-2002, 07:39 PM
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I always did like a good TNG episode. I think my favorite one was...
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02-17-2002, 07:47 PM
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Oops, took a break for a minute -- where was I?
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02-17-2002, 07:50 PM
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Oh yeah, my favorite episode -- I'd have to say it was the one where the Enterprise got caught in a time/space anomaly and kept repeating a sequense of events that ended with the Enterprise blowing up....
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02-17-2002, 07:52 PM
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Anyone else a fan of TNG?
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02-17-2002, 07:56 PM
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Here's another joke that I like:
First Grade Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:
Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the... bug is close.
It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of... termites.
You can lead a horse to water but... how?
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
No news is... impossible.
A miss is as good as a... Mr.
You can't teach an old dog... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust... me.
The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
A penny saved is... not much.
Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.
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02-17-2002, 07:58 PM
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I wonder how close I am to 115?
I wonder if it's really going to snow tonight?
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02-17-2002, 08:08 PM
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Here's a joke, we'll see how the administrator feels about it:
Guy walks into a bar and see a beautiful blonde. She's drinking alone and looks a little sad. The guy, thinking he has nothing to lose, goes over and starts talking to her. Strangely enough, the blonde starts talking to him.
The bartender comes over and asks, "Liquor?"
The guy answers, "Liquor -- I don't even know her!!"
Oh, I crack myself up!
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02-17-2002, 08:08 PM
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Hey Red, didn't see you sneak in there - how's is going?
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02-17-2002, 08:12 PM
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Oh yeah, baby!!
115 and counting! Let's go Red - 116 is going to be a great page!
What's on your mind tonight?
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02-17-2002, 08:20 PM
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Did you see the men's short track yesterday? I would think that some of the contact that happened could be fatal with those very sharp skates.....
OUCH!!
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02-17-2002, 08:22 PM
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Nice try Red - put up your dukes and fight like a crab!
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02-17-2002, 08:28 PM
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I didn't invite him, Red. I swear!
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02-17-2002, 08:33 PM
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Why Red, would I want to go out with my husband on a cold, rainy night when I could sit in front of a computer with you??
If only I didn't have a cold - we would probably be out seeing Black Hawk Down and falling asleep in the movie theater.
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02-17-2002, 08:48 PM
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Man, they are pesky varmints, aren't they? They sneak in, post once or twice and then POOF, gone!
Takin' all the credit for getting to the next page.....
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02-17-2002, 08:53 PM
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Nice try GB but I'm takin' 116!!!
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02-17-2002, 08:53 PM
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I'm going to 117 - right now!
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02-17-2002, 08:54 PM
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Okay, this time I really mean it!!
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02-17-2002, 08:55 PM
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Seriously, when is it going to be 117?
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02-17-2002, 08:56 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gotcha GB - you gotta be quicker than that to beat me!
How's the snow falling - heavy or light? We still have rain down here in RI.
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02-17-2002, 08:58 PM
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Show no mercy!!!!
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02-17-2002, 09:00 PM
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I feel so bad, GB - think you can take 117 to 118???
Can you, huh? Think again - I'm going for the gold!  |
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02-17-2002, 09:02 PM
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In a posting frenzy, TBH gets to 118 before anyone else!!
And the crowd goes wild!!!!!
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