The Longest Thread in History - Page 63 - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:09 PM

I think I can -- I think I can --- I think I can

mikecc · 02-17-2002, 10:10 PM

you got it

Good night

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:12 PM

One last joke - a blonde one to boot!

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blonde replies, ''I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York.''

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, ''Thank you so much.'' hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, ''I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York.''

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:13 PM

That one wasn't too bad, was it Mike?

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:15 PM

Hope some of those old timers wake up from their naps soon!!

Have a good night everyone and we'll see ya' tomorrow.

mikecc · 02-17-2002, 10:15 PM

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:16 PM

ooh...ohh...oooh! I am here!

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:17 PM

aw c'mon huh???? I just started !!!

I wanna play!

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:18 PM

I will cry like a baby!!!!!

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:18 PM

Jenn, Jenn, Jenn - where have you been?

I was hoping for a little female companionship amongst all this testosterone......

How's it going?

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:19 PM

you guys put a hurting on the pages!!!

ahem....and extra credit for TBH!!!!

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:20 PM

Thanks Jenn, it's nice to finally (SNIFF) be appreciated.

Although, I could only hope to live up to the standards you set last night - all I can say is WOW!!!!

mikecc · 02-17-2002, 10:20 PM

can't

stay

long

got

to

get

up early

but

i

can

try

to

get

another

page

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:20 PM

sorry...I am going to be a work widow all week (yes starting tommorrow) and I wanted to spend some time with the hubby...

things are going ok....considering

and how has your day been???????

mikecc · 02-17-2002, 10:21 PM

another 30 seconds lost

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:22 PM

hey all I know is since I was on last night...err...this morning you have added about twenty pages.....I think you DID live up to the standard! AND surpass it!!!!!

mikecc · 02-17-2002, 10:22 PM

just one more

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:22 PM

Not too bad - fighting the tail end of a cold and missing the weather from yesterday.

mikecc · 02-17-2002, 10:23 PM

missed again

good night

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:23 PM

Alright, Jenn - taking page 126! Score another one for the ladies!

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:24 PM

I have to be thankful a couple weeks ago I had a cold.....but it has been the only one so far this winter!!!!

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:25 PM

Hey Jenn - a week off from work - must be feeling pretty good tonight.

What kind of work do you do? (if you don't mind my asking!)

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:26 PM

so we have to talk.....

you know it would be nice to have some more female companionship on the SB outings........

I know its hard with the little one.....so I will forgive you for now.....but in the future......

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:29 PM

Quote:

a week off from work -

you mean me??? heck no! the hubby is GONE all week because of work!!!! therefor making me a work widow!!!!

I am a cook......hate doing it when I get home though!!!!

nothing spectacular but it pays some bills! LOL

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:30 PM

nope...I am so lucky.....I have to be in for 8.....yes on a holiday....everyone wants to go out to eat on holidays! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:33 PM

how bout you???? full time mother ????? do you work outside the home???? did you before the baby??????

I would like to be a full time mother....WITHOUT the kids!! LOL

no children here.....I dont have the patience! so I enjoy everyone elses kids until I have had enough and give them back!!! LOL

....I dont know how you do it!

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:34 PM

uh-oh.....did I loose ya??????

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:35 PM

well my man didnt do so well in the race today (JR.)....

if only he didnt keep loosin rubber!

Jenn · 02-17-2002, 10:36 PM

did I scare evryone away????? there were all kinds of people around posting....then I came on and POOF! GONE!

TheBetterHalf · 02-17-2002, 10:37 PM

Oh, the hubby is gone! I think I am a little thick tonight, sorry! A cook, huh? I have a sister who did that for a while - she went to Johnson & Wales and even worked down in FL at Disney for a while.

She can whip up awesome meals out of anything. I'm always stealing recipes from her!

I starting looking to get back into the work force in November and have had no luck!