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05-28-2018, 10:19 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Low And Slow Maserrati no go
Ripped from the interwebs
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Nantucket Douche-Spotters
Maserati at 40th Pole...not quite enough air outta the tires for this Chad! Keep diggin’!
Best part might be someone has morphed the Lyrics from Joe Walsh Life's been good
Quote:
Lisa Ford Grant Sing to Joe Walsh “life’s been good “
My Maserati is stuck in the sand,
I lost my brain and then my right hand,
Some local blue collar men in a truck,
Stopped to laugh at me and tell me I'm #^&#^&#^&#^&ed..
But, my daddy's rich and a lawyer to boot,
They laughed some more and told me "I'm cute"...
So I'm at the 40th pole buried quite deep,
Next time around, think I'll buy a Jeep.. 
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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05-28-2018, 03:15 PM
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Ledge Runner Baits
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: I live in a house, but my soul is at sea.
Posts: 8,615
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No cure for stupid, even all his money won’t cure it.
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05-29-2018, 07:12 AM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,543
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How do you air down low profile tires?...….
FWIW, an Escalade is going to cost a lot more than that rig. Just the wrong tool for the job, but might be able to get it done... kind of like the folks I see jamming tree limbs, leaves, trash barrels etc into their expensive foreign luxury sedans headed to town dump
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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05-29-2018, 08:16 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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Use to see all kinds of stupidity when I ran the Back years ago. Once this guy in an Eldorado drove on the front by the rangers station. There use to be a kind of wooden road right at the start. He was fine until he got off the boards then..... Rut Row!
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No boat, back in the suds.  
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05-29-2018, 12:42 PM
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Too old to give a....
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,505
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Quote:
Originally Posted by piemma
Use to see all kinds of stupidity when I ran the Back years ago. Once this guy in an Eldorado drove on the front by the rangers station. There use to be a kind of wooden road right at the start. He was fine until he got off the boards then..... Rut Row!
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I was there that night Paul and was trying to come off the beach and saw the fool.
What a buffoon 😀
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May fortune favor the foolish....
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05-30-2018, 07:46 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MAKAI
I was there that night Paul and was trying to come off the beach and saw the fool.
What a buffoon ��
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Awesome. Wish I had known you then! |
No boat, back in the suds.
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05-29-2018, 05:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Kingston, Ma
Posts: 2,294
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Quote:
Originally Posted by piemma
Use to see all kinds of stupidity when I ran the Back years ago. Once this guy in an Eldorado drove on the front by the rangers station. There use to be a kind of wooden road right at the start. He was fine until he got off the boards then..... Rut Row!
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In my late teens/ early 20's I dragged so many friggin morons out on the hill to mission bell with the rover. Half weren't aired downed. I woulda left em if I coulda got by. They were always amazed that the 1973 4 cyclinder Land Rover had the balls to drag them out. I had em convinced it was cause it only ran on leaded gas. Told em if they added lead to their gas they'd never get stuck either..... The happy place for that war wagon was in that sugar sand. Tho it got to suck as 4x4's got bigger cause they made the tracks wider than the wheel base of the rover so would bounce back and forth runnin fast.
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05-29-2018, 05:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: plymouth,ma
Posts: 1,142
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Funny thing is he made it onto the open beach, a lot of those trails on that side are actually a lot softer on the way out thru those dunes/hills than on the actual flat part of the beach itself. There's gotta be more to that story.
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05-29-2018, 10:01 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Bethany CT
Posts: 2,883
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A little thinking and prep and there is no reason that thing should stick. Almost 10" ground clearance at the highest setting, about an inch and a half more than a standard wrangler.
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No, no, no. we’re 30… 30, three zero.
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05-29-2018, 10:10 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,690
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Poor Chad. His dad is going to take away his black AMEX
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05-29-2018, 11:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Newport, RI
Posts: 2,395
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nebe
Poor Chad. His dad is going to take away his black AMEX
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