i wanna hurl water baloons....
funny story: about a second story apartment house
we co-owned.... long time ago
it was two much hassle to have two cats and have to go up
or down a flight of stairs to let them in or out each time..
so i built a ramp from our second story window over to the PORCH ROOF
and now they had a way to come and go as they pleased...
it was a great idea UNTIL some other neigborhood cats saw them do
the trick and the next thing we know cats are fighting
in the house
so, i set up a command post and filled 24 balloons with water until they
almost wanted to burst and waited with binoculars for these bastids
i had balloon stations on each corner with six @ the ready for them.
Oh what fun it was to watch them ever so carefully sneak over
doing everything possible NOT to be seen... but i saw them coming
they'd stop to peer around the corner and it was B.().M.B.S away
after they each got soaked they never came back
one cat got hit but the cats soft fur body kept the balloon from breaking
so as the balloon wiggled madly the cat freaks out and claws it only
to drench his own face anyways after making it burst. Right about then
the second one hit with perfection for a double whammy
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