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11-13-2013, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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As my loving Ex used to say to me... " you try pushing a potroast through your nostril".
Considering women can die from child birth, I'm gonna say that there is no comparison between a blow to the balls.. None. I have the deepest respect for the child birth experience.
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11-13-2013, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Gloucester Massachusetts
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If women only knew that squeezing a man's testicles could kill him...there could be more accidental deaths in the bedroom....  |
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11-13-2013, 12:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nebe
As my loving Ex used to say to me... " you try pushing a potroast through your nostril".
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If a Nose was that elastic you could shoot boogers a country mile. |
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11-13-2013, 01:36 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Ashland, Mass.
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Speaking of Testicles
A man is lying in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth."Nurse" he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his unit in one hand, and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says"There's nothing wrong with them sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely, but listen to me very, very, carefully... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
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11-13-2013, 05:32 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
Posts: 6,414
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Quote:
Originally Posted by massbassman
A man is lying in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth."Nurse" he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his unit in one hand, and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says"There's nothing wrong with them sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely, but listen to me very, very, carefully... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
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That nurse is blonde and 38DD !  |
 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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11-13-2013, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,939
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Quote:
Originally Posted by massbassman
A man is lying in a Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth."Nurse" he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his unit in one hand, and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says"There's nothing wrong with them sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely, but listen to me very, very, carefully... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
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