Top Ten things

[FishermanTim]

Originally Posted by Jackbass

I would rather be doing than waiting around for some guy to bring me parts to finish a job.

10. Getting a ten gauge barbell in my septum
9. Having Elective oral surgery
8. Making out with a leper
7. Applying ointment to the bunions of the half ton killer
6. Going to the Movies with Pee Wee Herman (actually sitting in FRONT of Pee Wee Herman)
5. Eating Partially developed ostrich eggs (How about finding a partially developed chick in your half eaten egg?)
4. Fist fighting Mike Tyson
3. Hitting any appendage with a ball peen hammer
2. Having Stevie wonder drive me around.
1. Getting the inside of my Eyelids tattooed (how about giving yourself a tatoo on your nether regions?)

How about this??