The Longest Thread in History

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You've seen all the commercials. But what really happens when
you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist
and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male
employees.

She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have
preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that
she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed
to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high
level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is
tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day
that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of
problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you
could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this
is the absolute best we can do:

* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company pickup truck,
* a king size bed and
* $3,000 a month in living expenses."