Interesting question. Well Mikey, it depends entirely on how much you've had to drink. After no beers, I would probably look like a prize pig all ready to be judged in a 4H competition. After a six pack I'd look like a cross between Roseanne Barr and Hilary Clinton. After a 12 pack well on my way to resembling Marge Simpson, and after a 36 pack a dead ringer for a six-foot three-inch Heidi Klum with a crew cut. And if Notaro doesn't get that I'm joking I'm gonna have a lotta splainin' to do!
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