Get out of my dreams, and into my cooler

[Jimbo]

I think "issues" is just the thing regarding Rapmeister Michael. Playing the arm chair psychologist I think I speak for Sigmund Freud when I say, Michael, the symbolism of the size and shape of the lighthouse in your dreams represents something of yours which is, well, lacking or not big enough. It may be the metaphor for why your catch is often "bizarre" as you put it, and not something you would be anxious to mount and show off to your friends. And of course, the mockary of your brother is simply a textbook Psych 101 example of your crying out to express your own desires and inhibitions. I think we can help, but you must be honest. Have you ever paid for a "keeper", as you refer to them. Also, in any of your dreams do you ever see yourself fishing in black patent leather hip boots with stiletto heels and rhinestones?