Bridge trolls - LMAO!
O.K. Capesams here's what you do.
When the bridge trolls try an git ya, just tell them that Bassmaster is comin along right behind ya, and he's much bigger an tastier than you are, damn you're just a schoolie compared to him.
They'll get all excited and let you pass.
then head on up to Bahston, and try to find a woman where the space between her eyes is wider than the space between her teeth!
You'll be on the road to repair - but be patient.
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