Could use a laugh,,, any jokes out there

[The Dad Fisherman]

Albert Einstein is at a party and he's surrounded by a small crowd of admirers. He introduces himself to the first member of the group, and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "191."

"Wonderful!" says Einstein. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert then turns to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"

She responds, "123."

"Ah!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We, too, have much to discuss!"

Einstein then notices a third member of the group and again inquires about the man's IQ. This time the answer is "62." The great physicist ponders for a moment, then brightens and says, "GO YANKEES!"
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[JohnR]

Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman

Albert Einstein is at a party and he's surrounded by a small crowd of admirers. He introduces himself to the first member of the group, and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "191."

"Wonderful!" says Einstein. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert then turns to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"

She responds, "123."

"Ah!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We, too, have much to discuss!"

Einstein then notices a third member of the group and again inquires about the man's IQ. This time the answer is "62." The great physicist ponders for a moment, then brightens and says, "GO YANKEES!"
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Hahahaha

[Jimbo]

Over breakfast a guy says to his wife, "Honey after this pandemic is over I'm going to take you on a two week vacation somewhere in the world." With that he tacks a map of the world up on the kitchen wall then gives his wife a dart and says, "Throw the dart and wherever it lands, that's where we'll go on vacation." They're going to spend two weeks behind the refrigerator.

[clambo]

An elderly man is walking down a path when he hears the words help. He looks down and sees a frog. The frog proceeds to tell him that she is really a princess and if he will kiss her she will fulfill all his sexual desires. He then puts the frog in his pocket. He then hears a muffled voice tell him she will fulfill all his sexual desires. To that he responds "I am 82 yrs old and I would rather have a talking frog''

[fishgolf]

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Over breakfast a guy says to his wife, "Honey after this pandemic is over I'm going to take you on a two week vacation somewhere in the world." With that he tacks a map of the world up on the kitchen wall then gives his wife a dart and says, "Throw the dart and wherever it lands, that's where we'll go on vacation." They're going to spend two weeks behind the refrigerator.