Always amazed me that my first wife could drop a deuce in the Xmas Tree Shops faster than I could in M&Ds. I always wondered how ya could spend that kinda change in a junk shop where the biggest ticket item was like $6.99
"30 bottles of Nantucket Gold SPF 30 sunscreen---we expecting a nuclear attack or something?"
"But honey was on sale for $1.99 a bottle"
"Uh, doesn't that stuff have an expiration date on it---how are we gonna use it all by next May?"
"Well it was just too good a price to pass up"
"Keeerist, why didn't you just take the $54 into the can and flush it"
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