But The Rain Might Ruin My Hair

[Pete F.]

Now Trump is saying he even phoned Melania back in Washington to say how disappointed he was that he couldn’t go to the military cemetery outside of Paris. In fact, Melania was with him in Paris. He just made up his alibi.
As Columbo would say:

“You try to contrive a perfect alibi, and it's your perfect alibi that's gonna hang ya.”
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