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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board

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Old 12-02-2003, 11:09 AM   #1
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OK - last time damnit.

Wife calls me on phone. Honey you want a coffee?? Yupper. Make it medium decafe and 2 equals and cream.

Comes home - 2 cups, both annotated 2E C....Ahhhh which is the decafe honey?

After a taste - THIS ONE.

I can't drink regular coffee after 2pm after bypass surgery. So at 4 am this morning when she gets up to drive her sister to the airport I'm still staring at the clock. I got to get up at 5 anyway. Guess who DID NOT get the friggin decafe.

BTW - Driving from Rochester to Manchester Airport, the wife calls me and says 'Our ABS works great in snow because at the Brown St exit for the airport, I could feel the brakes pulsating and we stopped before the sign even.' But then the Ford F250 in back of me hit your Grand Cherokee and crushed the bumper and dented the tail gate.

So the wife gets Rear Ended on Brown Avenue on her birthday. Sure ruined my surprise for her tonight.

Grumpy !!!!!!!

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