Got a Good Excuse?

[Jimbo]

Sometimes that woman knows just what to say to get her way with me. In a very carefully worded and rather explicit email, I was just reminded by my sneaky, but very alluring wife that WE actually met in my fraternity house, reminding me also that those early stages of our relationship made scenes from 9 1/2 Weeks look like a Sunday afternoon episode on the Religion Channel and if I played my cards right , dropped her off out front while I parked and then scouted her out inside like I stalked her the first time we met, it might get me a passionate little trip down memory lane later later on. The only problem is that I was soooooo drunk the night we met, I don't even remember it! I guess Chris is right, get plowed and I should be that same guy I was 25 years ago!?!?