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Old 12-15-2003, 05:44 PM   #1
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I have to drive into Boston everyday, and it REALLY gets me going when some ahole decides he's not going to merge along with everybody else because he's more important and that extra car length is the matter of life or death. If everybody acknowledged the merge, and merged correctly by alternating lanes, the whole experience would take everyone less time. Alas, some ahole in a BMW will always decide that he's more important.

Accordingly, I NEVER EVER let people who aren't merging fairly in ahead of me. We'll go side by side while I roll down the window, hawk up a solid ball of phlegm, and launch the gooey blob onto his side window. The expression is always PRICELESS when that suckers dripping down the window. They almost always merge correctly afterwards.
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