Joke for today?

[chris L]

>A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men
>when along came a guy named Vinny from Brooklyn.
>
>"I'm not going to hire any wise-ass New Yorker", the
>foreman thought, so he made up a test hoping that
>Vinny wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and
>he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting
>into a dispute. "Here's your first question," the
>foreman said, "Without using numbers, represent the
>number 9."
>
>"Widout numbiz?" Vinny says, "Dat's easy," and he
>proceeds to draw 3 trees.
>
>"What's this?" the boss asks.
>
>The New Yorker replies, "Ain't you got no brains?
>Tree
>'n Tree 'n Tree makes nine. Faghedaboutit......"
>
>"Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second
>question. Use the same rules, but this time use the
>number 99."
>
>Vinny stares into space for a minute, then picks up
>the picture he has drawn and makes a smudge on each
>tree, "Dare ya go, Buddy."
>
>The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth
>do
>you get that to represent 99?"
>
>Vinny says "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So it's
>dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree, dat's 99".
>
>The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to
>hire
>the New Yorker, so he says, "All right, last
>question.
>Same rules but this time use 100."
>
>Vinny stares into space again, then picks up the
>picture once again, makes a little mark at the base
>of
>each tree and says, "Dare ya go, Mac, a hunnert."
>
>The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says,
>"You must be nuts if you think that represents 100!"
>
>New York Vinny leans forward and points to the marks
>at the base of the trees. "A little doggie comes
>along
>and takes a #^&#^&#^&#^& on each a dem trees, so now ya got
>dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty
>tree an' a turd which makes one hundred. .......
>Bada
>boom, bada bing. . When do I freakin' start?"
>