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hi Ben ole pal ole friend .
I have this really serious problem I was hoping you could help me with . ya see the place I work is really trying to get their endowment over 15 Billion . you know they always have to be #1 and they wont pay me enough money and my wife you see she just works for a really cheap insurance company and hasnt the flow to help me out . I dont have any parents ya see and so I cant ask them . I have 3 brothers but one is a homeless guy in NY and is probably frozen , one is in Fla and works in a strip bar for guys and I dont want his dirty cash , and well the youngest just hates my guts for always beating the tar out of him and his friends so he wont even talk to me . christmas has passed and since Im 29 I dont have any more birthdays . and with you being a financial/stock analyst and run the stock market . Ive heard how bullish you are when the bell rings for close of business . oh and dont forget we live on the same planet , on the same continent , in the same country and same state , just different counties with different tax bases . that I could ask you to give to the needy/poor/unstable person that I am an evolution aqua skinz in large/xlarge . so ? how about it ? I have a good imagination and know what your responce is going to be . so I have already done that to myself . now Im begging ya . you would just have a spend a small amount of the fairfield cash you have set a side for charitable donations that you give to at the fund raisers you attend in Greenwich .
Illl be holding my breath
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