Geez, Mike, in retrospect it's probably lucky you were only out the price of a sleeping bag.
I hope it was an XXL
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.