I got an endless list but smashing a vcr with a shovel at work was pretty good. Took a huge wack at the vcr and the shovel head flew off and tagged me about a half inch above the eye(almost lost that eye). Another good one was when i was in high school i was all hammered and tried to drive over a golf courses topiary sighn (MCC i think) and i failed to notice the large rock in the middle that i got stuck on, earned me a dwi.
I have an endless list of stupide #^&#^&#^&#^&e ive done over the years. My friend peed on the newport police station and got tackled by a cop and charged with public urination.
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