What's the craziest thing you ever did?

[gdurham75]

crazzzzy ass shiznital..hmm.....ok...prob the dumbest thing i ever did was when i was working for my future wife's father who was a logger. I got a chainsaw bound in a huge oak limb that was bent at a crazy angle. lots and lots of pressure on this frickin thing. so instead of going and getting the skidder, and moving the limb a little to free up the stuck saw, i grabbed the biggest f-ing saw that we used for dropping big timber , and proceeded to "cut my way outta the bind" SNAP!!! limb snapped back at me, knocked me off my feet, the saw that was still screaming outta my hands...(which cut the other "brand new, like just picked it up that morning saw") and watched gravity bring that chainsaw back towards my head. it missed me by bout 1 ft......maybe not carzy,,,,but it cured me for stupidity for about two hrs!