If this is a joke it's a cruel one! If it's not, I'm sorry to hear the bad news. Bad news for us that is. And if your new job brings you in a different direction, I hope to see you out on the water where you belong Bob.
"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." Matt Groening, Life In Hell