Hey John, remember one thing:
WOOD IS GOOD!!!!!


Sorry, John, they made me say it - they know my weakness now (not like it was a secret) and they're playin' me like a violin.
Well, the rest of you have probably already guessed it anyway.
My name is Crafty. I'm a plugaholic.
HI, CRAFTY!!!!
Well, at least I'm in good company.
Hey, bartender! Needlefish for everybody - Tattoo's buyin'!