Uhhhhh.....Notaro, I think you mean CAPE COD CANAL RAT, not Cape Cod Anal Rat....
A Cape Cod Anal Rat would be a gerbil and require a much longer drive to P-Town at the tip of the Cape ... .
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.