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02-06-2002, 06:11 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Bristol, Rhode Island
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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. When the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. Embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. A little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With an embarrassed smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make it. About this time, a large Texan, who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't know you!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, Ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."
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10-29-2005, 10:56 PM
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Wave Jumper
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: On The Edge!
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One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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Insanity is a long and winding road ... I think I finally made it there.
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10-30-2005, 06:58 AM
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: n.chelmsford
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Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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10-30-2005, 11:01 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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one more moment of despair
Here is another post that pays homage to absolutely nothing.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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10-31-2005, 08:28 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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 ... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-26-2006, 08:33 PM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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I need to go fishing
BAD
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02-26-2006, 10:22 PM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 7,260
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Originally Posted by teaser
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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Thats a good one I love it |
Surfcasting Full Throttle
Don't judge me Monkey 
Recreational Surfcaster 99.9% C&R
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02-27-2006, 06:33 AM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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NEWS FLASH!!!!!
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands.
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02-27-2006, 12:00 PM
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Southsider
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bass River, Mass.
Posts: 1,226
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Originally Posted by teaser
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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03-01-2006, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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20 days and counting
til spring  |
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03-01-2006, 03:39 PM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
Posts: 3,322
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 Dat's the fact, Jack |
Used hard and put away dirty....
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03-15-2006, 11:27 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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My f$#@! arm hurts!!!!!!  |
F-18® 
It IsWhat It Is
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03-16-2006, 07:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
Posts: 3,781
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Hope you feel better and your arm is ok after the surgery  |
Good health and family
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06-06-2006, 08:33 PM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
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Originally Posted by teaser
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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Priceless..  |
Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
My Photography Page!
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06-07-2006, 10:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,008
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Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A. To find a tight seal  |
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06-07-2006, 11:01 AM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
Posts: 3,322
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Originally Posted by MotoXcowboy
Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A. To find a tight seal |
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Used hard and put away dirty....
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06-28-2006, 11:04 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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07-17-2006, 07:31 PM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 10,543
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Subject: Traffic jam
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon”
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