sister's first "serious" boyfriend

[bart]

he's from England. WTF

no but seriously, i hope they are happy.

[RIROCKHOUND]

Bart, look at it this way..
A. you're probably bigger than him
B. Be thankful he's not a striper fisherman

[TheSpecialist]

Bet yagot nicer teeth as well.

[ThrowingTimber]

My sister's wants me to take him fishing, I'm waiting for the next tropical storm or hopefully a hurricane

[beachwalker]

when you have a brother you only have one pr!ck to worry about,

when you have a sister you have every pr!ck in the world to worry about....

good luck

[Arby]

My brother has 3 daughters.

The first time their new boyfriends come over he cleans his pistols in the livingroom for them to see. Nobody messes with my brother...

[Jimbo]

Throwing Timber - before you take her boyfriend fishing watch that scene from A River Runs Throught It where Norman and Paul take the bf, Neal Burns, fishing, then you'll know what to expect.

Arby - I have a 14 yr old daughter with raging hormones and a half a dozen neighborhood guys showing up regularly "to talk"! Would your brother consider doing a gun cleaning demo at my house?

[Arby]

Sorry, he's down in Florida. He tells me the fellas that he uses this "weeding out" function on either start sweating and leave quickly or stick it out and he'll approve of the guy.

Heck, one of the daughters got married this spring so he must be doing something right

[chris L]

thats my plan lay all 8 pistols and 2 shotguns and my elephant gun on the table and clean them when my daughters start seeing guys .

The thing I do now is everytime I meet a young man my daughters know I make them think Im insane ( more than I am ) . makes them think twice about trying anything I might disapprove of .

[Arby]

At my brother's oldest daughter's wedding, my other brother, my son and I (all 3 of us big guys from Jersey) recreated a scene from the movie "MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING" on the youngest daughter's boyfriend. Remember the scene where the guys are patting the boyfriend "Ian Miller" on the back and joking with him then suddenly seriously telling him they'd kill 'em if he hurt her?

The kid might have pooped himself.

[chris L]

[redlite]

I think all those anti-gun-in-the-home people should reconsider their stances on guns and home protection. Just look at the prime examples of how homes and family members were protected from bad gene pools by their mere presence.

I remember the first time my little sis's first byfriend came over. Me, the Old Man, and bro were sitting at the kitchen table doing the ole gun cleanin thing when he rang the door bell. By old man opens the door and says to the 13 year old kid through the screen door while holding a gun"What do you want. I already gave at church" Kid said he was there to see his my sister. My father looks down at the kid and says "I have a gun and a shovel. Touch my daughter and you'll get to see me use em both."
The kid turned and ran down the drivaway after his mother who was backin out. My little sister walked into the kitchen and asked who rang the doorbell..........Old Man said lost soul. We never did see him again.

[The Dad Fisherman]

Thats Terrible..........Friggin Hysterical.....But Terrible

[ThrowingTimber]

Jimbo I thought the same thing when the guy asked. Man if he shows up with a red coffee can... Seriously though I think the guy knows what he's doing to some extent... I'm going to torture him tonight or tomorrow

[bart]

i gotta buy me a few guns

[Surfcastinglife]

guns never scared me........ :P old gf's dad tried that on me i sat down next to him at the table and said "let me help u with those"
laughed him right off his chair. but the dad's usually like me........i like to fish bonus points galore

[rhodyflyguy]

you wanna take the british guy surf fishing? go tomorrow night. i'm hitting napatree point. maybe

[bassmaster]

bring him to me kippy

[Maloney]

Guns un-necessary> Sharp blade. Images of one's balls hanging from one's mouth, etc., etc., a Tony Soprano type of thing.

[maddog2020]

I never got chased off like that before when I was a young buck. I was the kind of kid you would want your daughter to date.....lol.

My daughter is 7 and she is gonna be getting into a lot of trouble when she becomes a teen - too cute and flirts w/ males NOW.

Cleaning a .270 and saying "yup - shot that one on the wall at 400 yds in the head. Rifle can kill out to 800 yds - there is NO hiding. You shoot much son? I'll take ya to the range and see how fast you can run. "

I was trying to convince my wife the other day I needed a close range assault rifle (AR15 variant) decked out with nightvision.

You guys ever shoot full auto stuff?? Man - its a blast!!! You burn a hole in your wallet real fast.....LOL. I use to thinks FA stuff wasn't accurate - man was I WRONG. :P

My wife's a hot head (italian) - be ware when she has a big kitchen knife in her hands.

I had one younger sister growing up - no one touched her until she was in college and even then they wouldn't. She was a tough cookie and could kick most of her boy friend's butts. She told them stories about me and they were scared to come over to the house. Telling them you hunt kind of freaks people out.

[Maloney]

Back in college, all the eye-talian girls who had some class and came from Rhode Island or Conn...i.e.not whores...were not impressed that I was a nice "Italian Boy (albeit blue eyed with a Germanic line going on on my mother's side)".

They made it clear all their Dad's were Made Men, and I would lose something if I went over the line.

Ha, ha, was my idea back then.

Had daughters and well, youze gotta problem?