Joke for today?

[Fishpart]

Comprehending Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,

Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,

"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a

beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the

ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes

probably wouldn't have fit."

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Comprehending Engineers - Take Two

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass

is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it

needs to be.





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Comprehending Engineers-Take Three

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil

Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build

targets.

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Comprehending Engineers-Take Four

"Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough

features yet."

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Comprehending Engineers-Take Five

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it

was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect

said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for

an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his

mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?"

Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each

assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go

to the lab and get some work done."

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Comprehending Engineers - Take Six

An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to

him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog

spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a

beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer

took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the

pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back

into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back

into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a

beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do

anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a

girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.