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11-05-2004, 12:37 PM
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just wondering-
Who here has forgotten their wife's birthday and if so how did you make up for it?
oh... and Spence needs your prayers 
any suggestions would greatly help out the Spenceman...  |
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11-05-2004, 12:54 PM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
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A time machine or maybe one of those really "cool holes"
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Used hard and put away dirty....
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11-05-2004, 01:10 PM
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Stuck In Reality
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Holden MA
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I am sure their is something she wants. They always have something that will make them feel better. It might cost you a lot though.
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Go Ugly Early 
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11-05-2004, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Nothing to worry about....years from now when all is forgotten.....She'll remind him
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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11-05-2004, 01:38 PM
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Registered Grandpa
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Location: east coast
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Go directly to the dog house,do not stop,stay there till she calls you out  |
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11-05-2004, 02:30 PM
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I fart in your general direction!!!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Portsmouth RI
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Spence that sucks man, fishing season is almost over and now you have the entire winter stuck in the house with a peed off female.  |
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
Go Yankee's
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11-05-2004, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
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Your in biig trouble Spence.
The only way out is to get her something really good.
Women just love practical gifts.
Something like a Crockpot, Vacuum cleaner, a Wok, you get the idea, something she wouldn't just go out and get for herself.
Unless, you've only been married a short time. If so it's appropriate to get something that is for "both of you" like say a new chainsaw, air compressor, or lathe!
Don't thank me now Spence.
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11-05-2004, 03:32 PM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
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I went fishing one birthday night I think in 1999, she has had a headache ever since :lol:
Billybob is right......
She needs a new Pick-up, chainsaw, bigscreen TV.
If you want to be thoughtful and buy something just for her maybe a new washing machine, toaster, My Father-In-Law did great job with a waffle maker 30 years ago and I still hear the story.
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11-05-2004, 03:40 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
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IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP
DO NOT FORGET WIFE'S BIRTHDAY
I think the massive bouquet of flowers sent to work have stopped the bleeding. Hopefully dinner tonight will fix things somewhat.
And Piemma wanted to go fishing tomorrow morning 
-spence |
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11-05-2004, 04:16 PM
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Location: Libtardia
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Sorry spence, I had to do some ball busting
I heard a rumor that there's a big pod of 40 - 50 lbers finning in the surf off town landing..  |
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11-05-2004, 04:25 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
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hand her the checkbook and tell her to get herself something real nice, that or one of those" really cool holes" for you.
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11-05-2004, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by afterhours
hand her the checkbook and tell her to get herself something real nice, that or one of those" really cool holes" for you.
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You think my wife lets me have the checkbook
-spence |
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11-05-2004, 06:01 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
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what was i thinking....
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11-05-2004, 06:56 PM
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Plug Builder in Training
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Blame it on Bush.
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11-05-2004, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
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My wife's birthday is tomorrow,
I asked her tonight if she had a chance to get out this week to pick up her gift 
She said she hasn't yet!!! 
Raider Ronnie |
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11-05-2004, 08:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by mikecc
Blame it on Bush.
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Don't get me started 
-spence |
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11-05-2004, 08:58 PM
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Thats the only Bush Spence is going to get for a while I'm sure |
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11-05-2004, 09:25 PM
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11-05-2004, 10:12 PM
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All is well. Behlod the power of flowers
And dinner...
And ass kissing
-spence |
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