Symptoms of the disease - Lets here them.

[Joe]

Ever seen a Wellesley soccer mom reach under her arse and pull out a 9" sluggo with a 2.5 oz lead head?

No, but if you've got video please post it.....

[CJ Johnson]

When the first striper you ever caught is 20" and you are excited until you see the guy in the boat 50 feet in front of you catch a 40"er and you tell your husband " We need to buy a boat to get to the really big fish". On the way home you stop at marina and buy a boat.

[Gotofish]

To save money on gas, you're thinking about buying a motorcycle and figuring out how to weld on rod holders and a tub for waders and plug bag

This one's morbid-you wish it were possible, upon death, to be cut up and fed to blitzing bass.....

[Vogt]

when yu've got so much gear that buying 3 new rods a year isnt even noticable.