People scared of water and bass....

[reelecstasy]

I agree, people do suck

[Peter Lajoie]

My boga grip doubles as an idiot beater too...

[BigFish]

I find that if, while you are fishing, there are many googans/idiots....you can quickly clear the beach and have it all to yourself if you follow my instructions.

1. Pick a nice comfortable fishing spot well in view of everyone...perhaps centered among the crowd.

2. Rig up your rod, whatever you have to do to prepare to fish.

3. When ready to fish, before making your first cast, strip naked to the bone and do the "naked, fishing on a public beach and I need a keeper before the police arrive" fish dance!

4. Most if not all of the folks around will leave you to your fishing spot....with the exception of the most ardent surfcasters....and obviously...they will know how to properly release fish!

5. One last thing....apply lots of sunscreen, especially to your private areas.....it can be dangerous out there!

I tried this once and it worked perfectly......but the judge told me not to do it again at least until my probationary period is over!

[Backbeach Jake]

Now Larry, if that wasn't a poke in the mind's eye.... oke: Now I gotta be ready to run.

[Karl F]

why U need suntan lotion at night???

If you did that at some of them Provinceland beaches in the day light, we'd be calling you Big Fellah, instead of Big Fish
Or, Lucky Larry ... you'd catch something allright!!!!

[fishaholic18]

BF, one more to add to your list, tell them about the pack of Coyote's you've been running into out there.
I used that one last night and it worked like a charm.

[BigFish]