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Old 06-20-2005, 08:57 PM   #1
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The difference between "guts" and "balls"!
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the azz and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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Old 06-21-2005, 06:08 AM   #2
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:29 PM   #3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by freeballin
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the azz and having the balls to say, "You're next."
yep,

scuppers....



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Old 06-23-2005, 07:48 AM   #4
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Old 06-23-2005, 12:48 PM   #5
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:31 AM   #6
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If I had the balls to do that my guts would all over the place
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Old 06-25-2005, 08:56 AM   #7
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guts on the inside
balls on the outside

unless you do as freeballin , then just flip them around

pretty simple human anatomy
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Old 06-25-2005, 09:51 PM   #8
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Old 06-27-2005, 01:25 PM   #9
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good one lmao
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