Did you know that before a suicide bomber blows himself to bits that he wraps his shlong in a towel to protect it from the explosion. That way he can use it for all the virgins waiting for him in heaven. So if your on a train and an extremist is approaching you with a lump in his pants he's either happy to see you or you'd better high tail it out of there. I wonder if bubble wrap would work as equally well?
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