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marine basics is to easy
Buy the best boat you can afford, take it to some water back that trailer in the water figure out how to use that cranking thing without taking your fingers off make sure you wear shorts because when the boat floats away you need to jump in and go get it but its really hard when there is nothing to grab onto so make sure you tie a rope to the boat and dont just lay it on the boat so when you pull it falls in the water okay now your all wet you found a way on the boat hmmmm! turn the key it just cranks why wont it start make sure you read directions that you need to throttle to start it now your out in the middle of the bay tide is coming in boaters are yelling something about the water getting in your car cause you never took it off the ramp you bend over the side to get a bucket of water cause you spilled your diet coke all over the place in your haste to get the friggen thing started there goes the cell phone in the drink you watch it sinking $200.00 down the drain now your really screwed cant call clammer to come get you you see the tow truck coming pulling your car off the ramp your to embarressed to call any one over that thing with a microphone I think they called ahf or something cause you dont know how it works but you try Breaker Breaker this is stacey anne radio check now you got some poor unsuspecting soul out there hey good buddy where are ya I think I need a tow in damn boat wont start he says you got sea tow I say yea how long of a piece do you need.
To be continued!!
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