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Things to do when you're bored at WalMart
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
3. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
4. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.
12. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
13. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
14. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"
....And last, but not least...
15. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
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...it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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